February – the official month of love. Because nothing says “I love you” like saturated fat, bright red lingerie and a bunch of overpriced flowers once a year. A day they named a massacre after? A day whose poster boy is a small, fat winged dwarf with weaponry? St Valentine himself ended up being beaten with clubs and beheaded...says it all.

Oh I know I may sound cynical – that's because I am. Love shouldn't exist just once a year. You certainly shouldn't get sexy underwear and engage in a night of uninhibited pleasure only on February 14th! Make every day Valentine's Day! Ok – that might be over the top – but why not celebrate a little Valentine's day delight at least once every week? Treat yourself, love yourself, please yourself...and why not go crazy and please others as well. Don't look so shocked – I haven’t turned into Mother Theresa all of a sudden. This is less "practise random acts of kindness" and far more "I scratch your back, you scratch mine". 

And if you need some inspiration for a sexy night in – on February 14th or any other night – look no further than our fabulous "a bit on the side" accessories. Opt for the gorgeous Wink blindfold and combine with the Ostrich feather tickler for an amazing assault on the senses. And just in case your lover comes up short on the big day, the super sexy and appropriately double heart embossed slapper  (which recently appeared in GQ's Sex Shrink column) will make sure your other half never forgets Valentine's Day again!

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